dimanche 19 avril 2009

Poème d'Agaculama: "Uramenye Bamenye Kimenyi Kiméenjaangwé..."

Chers amis d'A.M.I.,

Concernant le prétendu « professeur » Kimenyi, nous connaissons désormais parfaitement le discret jeu raciste et perfide de ce peu ragoûtant Mugaragu thanatocrate au service de ses secrets mentors et Bashebuja du FPR.

Nous dirons tous en cœur au "sacré menteur de Sacramento" qu'il n'est qu'un petit poète médiocre, à peine capable de déclamer ses versets sataniques à un troupeau de chèvres descendant de Kaméneesho. Vous vous rappelez de ce nom d'un troupeau de chèvres qui furent razziées dans le Kigezi par les guerriers du roi Nyamuheshera… izina ry umukuumbi w ihené wanyazwe i Kigezi n ingabo zaa Nyamuheeshera.

Voici une photo originale de l'illustre poète des chèvres du Muhabuura et de l'Ikigezi :

Nous réciterons ensemble ce merveilleux poème cabro-pastoral agaculamesque :

Ikinyarwaanda :

« Uramenye Bamenye Kimenyi kiméenjaangwé :

« "N uwéendeye nyina muu nyeenga yaramenyeekanye !"

« Icyaaha cyé cyaamenyeekanye !

« Nzi kwaa Kimenyi kiméenjaangwé, na kiményiményi ni… »

Français :

« Laisse-moi tranquille, prétentieux Kimenyi épuisé par la maladie:

« "Même celui qui fait l'amour avec sa mère dans un feu couvant sous terre a été découvert !"

« Sa faute est désormais connue.

« Je connais la maison de Kimenyi épuisé par la maladie, la preuve en est que… »

Ca c'est de la poésie rwandaise, pas vrai, les linguistes du forum ?

Agaculama Kimenyaboose Kameneeshabaanga,

La chauve-souris connue de tous qui engendre la divulgation des secrets.


Samedi 18 avril 2009

vendredi 17 avril 2009

Nyoka Nzoka, Emmanuel?

Mais, cher Emmanuel, à propos de Rwemaquequette, pour se mordre la queue, le serpent doit d'abord en avoir une. Et s'il court la queue entre les jambes, à la queue leu leu, comment diantre peut-il se la mordre en regardant vers là où il fuit tout en regardant à la fois d'où il court... sans trébucher?
Philosophisme agaculamesque.

One injured in grenade attack on Gisozi Genocide Memorial

Décidément, l'ex Netter Wiry Fable doit avoir des nuits blanches peuplées d'idées noires. L'ambassadeur de Wallonie est en effet voisin du Gisozi Memorial lui qui habite à Gisozi dans la Walloon Gisozi Embassy qui est en réalité une maison construite avec des matériaux de mauvaise qualité! Il y a donc danger que le nouveau bidonville neuf de Gisozi s'écaille! Messieurs les terroristes supposés ou lanceurs de pétards mouillés du mois d'avril, laissez monsieur l'ambassadeur wallon dormir tranquille dans l'Eden rwandais. Il a besoin de se reposer la nuit pour être frais et dispos le jour dans son annexe d'ambassade, quand il ne s'occupe pas des factures d'électricité d'autrui !

Agacula'Boum.

vendredi 10 avril 2009

La boîte noire du Falcon-50 rwandais: mystère et boule de gomme !

Aââh ces blancs menteurs!

L'ex gendarme et nouveau bizznessman Barril de la Poudre-aux-yeux qui arborait un morceau de métal avec des cables arrachés devant des journaleux médusés: une boîte de transmission mécanique sans aucun intérêt...

L'armoire métallique de l'ONU à New York où l'on retrouve la boîte noire, une boîte noire, une boîte peinte en noir, dans le noir du fond d'une armoire... oubliée depuis 1994 comme s'il s'agissait d'un objet perdu...

L'IATA qui n'a jamais vu la fameuse boîte noire du Falcon-50 qui n'en avait pas sauf dans l'imagination des buveurs de whiskey des salles panoramiques des hôtels africains que l'on appelle journalistes. ..

Le mouton noir Syntex de Saint-Exaspéri, le pétard mouillé qui pète en retard des blancs menteurs qui recopie et pille et recolle et décolle et déconne dans les vapeurs de je ne sais quel fermentat mensonger!

Et les autres, et tant d'autres... âmes charençonnées rançonnées par le kagamisme planétaire enrichi par les razzias du Congo...

Pauvre humanité en perdition.

Oracle d'Agaculama.

8 mars 2009

Let's fight against negationists of Banyarwaanda's genocide: YES.

Hi mister Jean-Paul NGABOP from Kigali,

Let me make the correct historical correction of your historically uncorrect and perhaps hysterical correst posting, even if it seems to be a "pastiche".

Let us be aware of the known weapon of the real enemies who invaded Rwanda in October 1990. These real enemies of Rwaanda have scientifically developed a well known weapon against the Rwanda majority. They have systematically distorted information on the real genocide against the Abanyarwaanda, both the Abahutu, first of all the Bakiga, and the Batuutsi who stayed in Rwaanda, the so called "Class Five" (to be eliminated). These real enemies of Rwaanda speak about "Genocide against Tutsi" and have constructed special laws against the divisionism, the negationism, that forbids to speak about the amooko between the Banyarwaanda: 20 years prison and no gacaca. In the years 1988-1994, RPF High Command was the sole responsible for the planification of Rwandan genocide. RPF strategy was, is and will ever be "PARA TOMAR EL PODER", like our friend the Spanish judge Don Fernando Andreu Merelles writes in his historical warrant of arrest, "to seize the power". RPF could not speculate on a democratic vitory and prefered BULLETS to BALLOTS. With democracy, RPF would never have the power in Rwaanda, never. They knew that and that's why they had only one solution: war, terrorism, coup d'Etat, genocide. This is the real speculation of RPF High Command at the orders of Afande PILATO. Of course, Mister Jean-Paul NGABOP, "double genocide" is totally a farce, but "single genocide of Rwandan people" is not a farce. It has been prepared coldly, applied and fructified by the bosses of the Militaro-political and terroristic party with the name of RPF. All what you write is nonsense, brother, but you don't understand because your brain has been transformed by the continuous propaganda of your RPF bosses in Kigali, brother. Nobody with a minimal sense will deny that Tutsi have been murdered in 1994, but it is a non sense that people deny that also Hutu people have been killed by RPF forces. The only manner to know who is what in the actual Rwanda, is to interrogate all the citizens under the protection of the international community. So we'll know where the Bakiga of Byumba-Ruhengeri disappeared. So we'll really know who claims to be Hutu or Tuutsi and where he's comming from!

There is no interest to differentiate genocide, war crimes, different kinds of crimes/murder or crimes against humanity. At the contrary, what is interesting is to analyse the source, the cause, the reason of all these types of crimes. On short term, all Rwandese citizens will understand that the first responsible of the Rwandan bloodbath, the first and sole "casus belli" is the actual president Paul Kagame. You probably know that is nickname in the Kampala Basiima House was "PILATO" because of his heartless coldness. If you don't know this, our Bagandan brothers remember perfectly this detail, in their bodies and in their soul.

So, when all the Rwandan citizens will understand that, they "should" not stand up and fight, as you wrote, but they will stand up and fight against the "one political party dictatorship" now prevailing in Rwaanda, and they will stand up and fight against those revisionists who don't say the truth, like you, mister NGABOP, with your Senegalese Wolof nickname! The international ICTR court in Arusha don't play its role to prosecute all the genocidaires who still moving freely in Rwaanda and in the world. The so called international justice only prosecutes the Hutu loosers, and never the Tuutsi criminals, like those on French and Spanish lists. This is the reality of an international political court, not of a juridical one. ICTR and the so called international community still protect genocide responsibles who have nice villas in Kigali after having destroyed Rwandan and Congolese peoples. You wrote that "DRC protect those pple for almost 15 years now they have killed about thousands of congoleses in more than three months in North Kivu". You forget to write that your criminal RPF friends are responsible for at least 6.000.000 people in both Rwaanda and DRC, including the 200.000 to 250.000 Batuutsi inside Rwaanda who have been killed since April the 6th, 1994, after the RPF Coup d'Etat against the presidents of Rwaanda and Buruundi.

You also wrote: "These pple are very dengerous criminals. It is the responsability of everyone to help the justice to arrest them". I totally agree with you, mister NGABOP, but these criminals are not those refugees hiding in the Masisi forrests, or in the suburbs of Paris. These criminals seized the power in Rwaanda in 1994 and you perfectly know their names. I know you are living in Kigali (IP: 196.12.159.28) , so first look through your windows and you will see them... between Rugenge and Nyarugenge, with their body guards.

You write in English, mister NGABOP. You probably know that Kinyarwaanda or Runyarwaanda and French are spoken in this country since one century, in a country where there was not far from 85% Hutu people. How can you explain that English and Swahili have been imposed to the Rwandan people by this minority of Tutsi mercenaries having deserted the National Resistance Army of Uganda and representing no more than 10% of the 40% of Tuutsi diaspora?

Yes I write the words Hutu, and Tuutsi and why not also Twa: this is the Rwandan culture, mister NGABOP. You also mentioned "genocide of Tutsi". You know that, according to the New kagamist Rwandan Law, it is a crime even to say the words Hutu, Tutsi or Twa. This negationism and divisionism crime is punished by 20 years prison, mister NGABOP! So there are two types of laws and justices, one for the Tutsi winners and one for the Hutu loosers, in the country where there are different types of AMAHORO? A second key point: I hope that you have shoes, because, if not, you risk to be expelled from Kigali, by your RPF bosses !

Have a good night, NGABOP, even if you will have to treat your stomach after having readed my too long answer to your posting.

Agaculama, the friend of the Banyarwaanda of the Rwaanda of Gihaanga, at the Light of kings' King.

9 mars 2009

dimanche 5 avril 2009

Oui, vous pleurerez autant Kagame que vous pleurez une pomme croquée...

Hi, Mister NZININK LONG DRINK , le cowboy du Tenne$$ee,






Nom de stuut :

nzinink


Nom d'hôte :

gate.stjude. org


Adresse IP :

192.55.208.10


Pays :

United States


Code de pays :

US (USA)


Région :

Tennessee


Ville :

Memphis

Il me semble que vous soyez un tantinet dyslexique, cher stagiaire cowboy du Tenne$$ee ! Vous avez un peu trop forcé sur le whiskey à un dollar, à moins que la soupe aux pois à 50 cents de la cantine était fermentée. Et si vous alliez digérer et faire une petite promenade au « Libertyland Amusement Park » ou au « Chickasaw Garden Park », oui oui, ce dernier sera bien plus bling-bling pour Nzinink et bien plus chic, mon petit poussin transatlantique : le Chick'a'saw Park, ou Inkoko'panga Park, pas mal, non ? Vous pourrez même y faire du canoé sur l'étang en vous souvenant du Lac Muhazi ! N'oubliez pas votre bouée-canard Disney avec l'autographe de Popol, vos crunchies, vos pop-corns, vos palmes en plastique et autres articles de la culture U$ !
Oui mon cher stagiaire cowboy du Tenne$$ee, nous luttons pour la justice et contre l'impunité qui sont les préconditions au rétablissement de la démocratie et des droits de la majorité du peuple rwandais. Nous ne céderons pas, la main dans la main avec nos compagnons de route.

Bon weekend, cher stagiaire cowboy du Tenne$$ee !

Agaculama, qui n'est ni d'Orme$$on, ni du Tene$$ee, mais d'Ijuuru et qui tend à la Vérité, à la Justice, à la Paix et à la Réconciliation pour tous les Abanyarwaanda du Rwaanda de Gihaanga.

20090403: Andrew Wallis, KagÔme propaganda agent against France.

Dear friends from the Anglo-Klaxonic world.

On April the 3rd, three so called "scholars" from UK gave a press conference in Kigali, invited by the KagÔmo-pharaÔnic government. The apparent goal was to give a golden medal to the Gacaca justice system in Rwanda, preparing the closure of the Arusha ICTR. The real goal was to criticize France for its so called genocidary involvment in Rwanda 1990-1994. Andrew Wallis, a former journalist, who decided to study on a Britsch University after his journalistic research in the Great Lake countries AFTER the events, gave his support to PharaÔn KagÔme by criticizing France. Agaculama News Agency received this nice pic, taken by an old device, from a brother, a real Rwandan bat who's a freelance journalist, and who regularly flies above the Niouw-Rouwanda. Look to this guy ! He has the ears of somebody who listens carefully... a real searcher. He has the nose of an intellectual who has the sixth sense... "qui a du flair"... a real searcher. But what did he search, really? What did he receive from the terroristic regime in Kigali?

According to the "Oxford Dictionary of Surnames" (1996), the name "WALLIS" is derived from the Scots, Irish and English name "WALLACE", derived from the old Norman French "WALEIS" that gave the English word "WEALTH", meaning "FOREIGN". In different parts of Britain this term was used to denote variouslu Scotsmen, Welschmen, and Bretons, as well as the small pocket of Strathclyde Britons who persisted into the Middle Ages. English placenames containing "wealth" (Walcot, Walden, Walford, Wallington.. .) are believed to refer to enclaves of Welsh-speaking people noted by the Anglo-Saxons. The surname "WALLACE" and derived surnames have also been adopted in the 19th and 20th centuries as an Anglicized form of various Ashkenazic Jewish surnames. That means that "WALLIS" is not really a name of Anglo-Saxonic origin, but, you know, dear friends, there are mercenaries worldwide, like RDF in Baghdad !

Agaculama News Agency.